I’M DYING
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
shout out to my dad for making me pizza rolls
my dad ate almost all the pizza rolls himself.
WHAT IS A PIZZA ROLL IT SOUNDS AMAZING
I can show you the world
shining, shimmering, splendid
tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide…
is there a pizza rolls fandom I can join
This is Tumblr, there’s probably a fandom for toenails.
i cannot believe this is happening
i think we all knew it would come to this but don’t worry, Ron Paul will save us from these radical pothead liberals
HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
My brother just read the skippy peanut butter and it expried on March 1st
he’s been like this for 15 mins and wont stop sobbing
IT’S BEEN HALF AN HOUR
HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE EVER DID TO MAKE GOD HATE HIM
HE FINALLY GOT UP BUT NOW
HE CLIMBED A FUCKING TREE AND WONT COME DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE BRINGS HIM MORE PEANUT BUTTER
posts like these make my life so my nicer
